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Up for sale one gently used but still in nice condition fella (1980 model, all parts in nice working order). no need to buy batteries! fella recharges by attaching his hands to the keyboard of your computer where he will spend at least 6 hours a day, 10 hrs on weekends playing video games. decharging is easy and is required daily for fella to stay in nice working condition. simply remove your panties let him plug himself in, and after 2 minutes he will be fully decharged and will promptly fall asleep. purchaser must be: * financially stable -not only to make purchase, but because fella works menial job and you will have to pay the rent, his bills, and man tenence fees * have high pain tollerance - fella is a visual creature and you will be expected to wear high stilettos at all times, when going out, when cooking his meals, when doing his laundry, even when walking (walking is a must as you need to be so thin as to be almost invisible when you turn sideways other than, of course, your double d bo*bs). *have tattoo on make up - to avoid owner confusion you, like tv actresses, must look perfectly made up and beautiful when you wake up in the morning, when working out, and even during a shower. otherwise fella may get confused and may end up in the bed of someone else. *have patience - while fella is house-trained he occasionally feels the need to p*e outside to mark territory (even when not drinking) warning: improper following of any of these instructions can cause heart problems (most commonly breaking) in the owner reason for selling: want to upgrade to a better model jon p: thanx for your nice comments. .are you the b/f the joke describes???? ???? so sorry,the market is so full of your model,its the scrap yard for you.

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