Car dealership sloguns, like honda the power of dreams?

Who knows the following slogun for the following dealershipsmitsubishibmwchrysleraston martinrenaultlotusnissanfordpeugoutmercedespontiacwhich of these ten is the best dealership, bar aston martin of course!!
Answer
Bmw - bowel movement on wheelsford - found on road deadchevy - cannot handle even volkswagens yetpontiac - poor old ninny thinks its a caddydodge - dead on delivery garaged ever-since