Top ten things men would do if they woke up with a vagina for a day...funny?
Top ten things men would do if they woke up with a vagina for a day...
10. immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
9. squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.
8. see if they could finally do the splits.
7. see if it is
truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.
6. cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
5. get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... before closing time.
4. have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.
3. go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.
2. sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.
1. finally find that damned g-spot.
