Joke: love story?

A love story i shall seek and find you. i shall take you to bed and control you. i will make you ache, shake and sweat until you grunt and groan. i will make you beg for mercy. i will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when i leave you. and you will be weak for days. all my love, the flu
Answer
Ahhhh the dirty mind was working overtime there, then i caught the flu ... lmfto


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