Answer Base

Things you would never know without the movies:-it is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting.-a detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.-if you decide to start dancing in the street, eone you bump into will know all the steps.-most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization-it does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.-when a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage.-no one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.-police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.-when they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak english to each other.-you can always find a chainsaw when you need one.-any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds, unless it is the door to a burning building with a kid trapped inside.-an electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an eight year old kid.-television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment you turn the television on.

Your jokes are always fun to read,thanks for keeping everyone in nice humor