Old lady in sex shop, "do you sell "vibrators", young man?"?

Young man, "yes, lady,every size, shape and colour!, decide what you need and look around, you,re sure to find it in here!" "that tartan one, behind you, looks ideal", said the lady. "you can,t have that!" said the young man, "that,s my flask!".
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I am rolling right now!, that was hilarious!!! :d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d i have neva heard that b4, you deserve a star!