Geordie on the golf course having sex?

Gets struck on the buttocks with a low flying golf ball causing serious laceration.at the hospital, geordie explains to the nurse what had happened and states how lucky he was."lucky cries the nurse, i dont call that lucky""it was retorted geordie, five minutes earlier and you would have been stitching my head"
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Ha ha mucky joke but i thought it was funny. definitely made me chuckle!!:-)))