The good the bad and the ugly?
# nice: your hubby and you agree, no more kidsbad: you can’t find your birth control pillsugly: your daughter borrowed them.# nice: your son studies a lot in his roombad: you find several porn movies hidden thereugly: you’re in them# nice: your husband comprehends fashionbad: he’s a cross dresserugly: he looks better than you# nice: your son’s finally maturingbad: he’s involved with the wobloke next doorugly: so are you# nice: you’re having sexbad: the dog came in the room and licked your buttugly: you liked it# nice: you give the birds and bees talk to your daughterbad: she keeps interruptingugly: with corrections# nice: your wife’s not talking to youbad: she wants a divorceugly: she’s a lawyer# nice: the postbloke’s earlybad: he’s wearing fatigues and carrying an ak47ugly: you gave him nothing for christmas
