What do you want in a supermarket car park attendant?

You can add suggestions which i will consider. a human whose cap may be official but he is not officious underneath it. eg motorists are humans with cars to park. someone who will make sure his assistant always returns stray trolleys to the bay like i do until we get an assistant. allows pregnant ladies to jump the taxi queue if it is raining. no skateboarding in the in or out ramps at any time. call the police when teenage gangs throw empty beer cans at me or any of our customers. politely remind motorists that there e move is being recorded on cctv and that includes littering from a moving vehicle and parking over two bays. allowing old couples to overstay on a three hour ticket with my discretionary powers up to another fifteen minutes. call a tow truck for stolen cars left overnight to ensure continuous next day smooth-running.
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Question long, i am moving on.