Nice
news, bad news joke?
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings currently on display.
"i have
got nice
news and bad news," the owner replied. "the nice
news is that a gentlebloke
inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. when i told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings."
"that is
wonderful!" the artist exclaimed, "what is
the bad news?"
with concern, the gallery owner replied, "the guy was your doctor."
