Bank account?
A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, "i want to open a damn bank account." the astonished woman replies, "i beg your pardon, sir. i must have misunderstood you. what did you say?" "listen up, damn it. i said i want to open a damn bank account, now!!" "i am very sorry sir, but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank." so without saying anything, the teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to tell him about her situation. they both return and the manager asks the old geezer, "what seems to be the problem here?" "there is no problem, dammit!" the man says, "i won $50 million in the damn lottery and i want to open a damn bank account in this damn bank!" "i see," says the manager excitedly, "andv is this b!tch giving you a hard time?"
