Overheard in dublin 2?
Service with attitude
i work as cabin crew for a budget airline and one day after take off from dublin airport i was serving a
posh wobloke
she asked me for an oj i was well aware this meant orange juice however she obviously felt the need to explain it quoting "thats an orange juice to you dear!" feeling
offended by this i decided if you cant beat them join them and promptly replied "would you like ice mam? thats frozen water to you!" overheard by trollydollyx, on a flight from dublin to london gatwick
howaya guard (police)
a couple of weeks ago myself and 3 of my friends were sitting in my car,
havin a giggle
, listening to music.
when out of nowhere 2 garda appeared, one at each side of the car, (obiviously they thought we were up to something).
i rolled down the driver window and the garda said;
"howaya lads, we are
the guards"
to what i could only reply:
"howaya guards, we are
the lads!"
overheard by janey mac, in my car
