Ok i need some relationship advice :d?

Hey there guys i need your help....im looking for a good gf bt i dont know where to start and how to approach infact i have no clue whatsoever on how to get someones attention. i know sitting on my ass wont help but im so nervous getting out there..im a good genuine person just wanting some connection with someone.:d im not desperate im just new to the dating thing hehe... so any advice on how to be more confident etc and how to appraoch anyone without seeming a newbie or desperate lol... eeep anyway thanks for your advice :d xxxxx whats wrong with my orientation? :(
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Well 1st off im not a boy but ill tell u what i love in a boy n how he approaches me.1)be cool n be urself u can tell wen i boy is trying to impress n sometimes its just sad.2)crack a few jokes - nt 2 many n nt cheesy ones or sexist ones u know wot i mean3)relate to people, dont be afraid to say how u feel on a matter brought up (shows confidence)4)no chat up lines - there all crap5)compliment, not ott tho6)dont show any desperation at all7)dont be distant- -i mean like dont be clingy but if u think some1 may be interested dont be afraid to touch their arm or knee when talking to them - unless there a bunny boiler lolhope that helpsgood luck xx